Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Naked Man Killed by Car

Hey guys, a bit of news, no picture (you'll see why) I'm replacing the picture for the newscast with another cat meme, enjoy!

In Portland, Oregon- Early Sunday morning a man, who was naked, was running around and doing push-ups in the street, was struck by a car. The police had received calls about this naked man, but he was killed before their arrival. The driver of the car stayed at the scene and was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. Why the man was running naked? It's pretty hard to ask a dead guy.

My thoughts are that this is probably the most hilarious way to die, other than your own invention killing you. I also wonder of what the driver must've gone through. Good Morning *gets in car* it's a wonderful day *turns corner* and ever....... WTF NAKED DUDE!
I guess he wanted to leave this earth the way he came in, completely naked.

That's all for this mini-newscast, I will see you all later
                             -Fajita OUT